Boudreaux & Marie (a blond) were flying in a two seater plane with boudreaux being the pilot.

Boudreaux wound up with a heart attack, so Marie got on the radio & said, “May day … may day … may day … my pilot died and ah don know how to fly this plan. Halp me … please halp me.”

All of a sudden she heard a voice over the radio. Thibodeaux says, “Mais dis is de control tower … ah recieve you massage … ah will talk you tru it. A gots planty experience in dat, me. Now just relax u-self … avery ting will be fine! Now give me you hite and you position.”

Marie say’s “Ah’m 5-foot 4-inch and ah am sitting in de front seat.”

“OK,” says Thibodeaux from the tower. “Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in heaven …”

Submitted by Effron Savoy