BOODRO is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.

“So”, he says to them:

“T-Boo , Ah want you to take dun Acadian Hills houses.”

“T-Sue, take duh apartments over in duh Hollywood Plaza .”

“T-Boy, Ah want you to take duh offices over in Oil City Center .”

“Maree, my dear wife, please take all duh residential buildings downtown.”

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Boodro slips away, she says,

“Mrs. Boodro, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property”.

Maree replies, “Mais, what property? Dat couyon has a paper route!”