While living in Breaux Bridge, Comeaux came home all drunked up & started climbing the stairs in the aparment when he tripped & fell.

The whisky bottle broke in his back hip pocket.

So he went to the bathroom & looked in the mirror & saw he was all cut up.. So he started putting bandaids on.

Next moring, his wife says, “ well, you did it again huh.. Comeaux?”…

He said , “What, a piece of broken bottle on the floor told on me?”

She said “no. It was the bandaids plastered all over the mirror that told you.”