Tee Boudreaux enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,”This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls Tee Boudreaux over and asks, “Which do you want, son?

Tee Bouddreaux takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy (Tee Boudreaux) coming out of the ice cream store. 

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

Tee Boudreaux licked his cone and replied, “Mais, de day ah take de dollar, de game’s over!”

— Submitted by Effron Savoy