Boudreau’s pregnant sister, Suzie, was in a real bad auto accident and went into a coma for nearly six months. She awakened and frantically asked the doctor about her baby. The doctor replied, “Ma’am, you had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, and your brother, Boudreau, named them for you.”

“Oh, no, not my brother, Boudreau. He’s a idiot,” she said. Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, “Well, what’s da girl’s name?”

“Denise,” said the doctor.

“May, how ’bout dat, dat’s a beautiful name. Maybe I misjudged Boudreau. Dat’s a name I like.” Then she asked, “What’s da boy’s name?”

“Denephew,” replied the doctor.

Submitted by Effron Savoy