Boudreaux  won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.  He brot it home & his wife looks at him & says, “What the hell you gonna do wit dat?  Dere  ain’t no water deep enough to float a boat within 75 mile of heah”.

He says, “I won it an I’m gonna keep it”.

Thibodeaux  his frin, came over to visit several days later.  He see the wife & asks where Boudreaux  is.

She says, “He’ s out dere in his bass boat”, pointing to the field behind the house.

Thib head out behind the house & sees Boud sitting in a bass boat with a fishin rod in the hand..DOWN In the middle of  a big field..HE Yells out to him, “Wat de hell ya doin?”

Boud replies, “I’m fising..WHAT De hell does it look like I’m a doing?”

Thib yells back, “It’s people like you  what gives people from Louisiana a bad name, making everybody tink we are stoopid.  If I could swim , I’d come out dere & kick your behind”.

Submitted by Effron Savoy