Boodro met a beautiful blonde, and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, “But we don’t know anything about each other.”

Boo said, “Dat’s all right, we’ll learn about each odder, as we go along.”

So she consented, and they were married, and went on their honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool when Boodro got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter diving board and did a two and a half tuck gainer. This was followed by a three-rotation jackknife where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel, beside her.

She said,” That was incredible!”

Boo said, “Ah used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, Ah tole you we’d learn more about ourselves as we went along.”

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down next to him on her towel, not even breathing hard.

Boo said, “Dat was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?”

“No.” she said, “I was a hooker in Golden Meadow, Louisiana, but I worked both sides of the bayou!”

Submitted by Effron Savoy