Bundles of joy
Published 10:50 am Friday, March 13, 2015
Boudreau, Thibodeau, and Trosclair were at the hospital. Their wives were expecting and about to deliver. They paced back and forth nervously. Suddenly, the doctor came into the waiting room with the good news. He looked at Thibodeau and said, “Congratulations! You are a father of twins!”
“Huh, may, dat make sense, yeah, cuz me, I work fo’ da Deuce Plumbing Company,” replied Thibodeau.
The doctor glanced at Trosclair and said, “I know you’ll be excited to know that your wife just had triplets.”
“Sha Lawd. Dat don’t surprise me, no, cuz I’m da manager o’ da Three M Company,” said Trosclair.
Boudreau started to run from the waiting room as the doctor looked in his direction. “What’s the matter with you? Where are you going?” asked the doctor.
“I’m gittin’ outa here, me,” exclaimed Boudreau, “cuz me, Ah drive a delivery truck fo’ da Seven-Up Company.”