Boudreaux & Marie were recently attending a church service at dere retirement village. 

About halfway through the service, Marie took a pen and paper out of her purse,and wrote a note and handed it to Boudreaux.

De note said: ” Ah just let out a little silent gas (wind), what do you think ah should do?”

Boudreaux scribbled back…

“Put a new bat-try in your hearing aid.”