Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting in a bar in Opelousas, La. Boudreaux told Thibodeaux , ” Mais look, If ah die first ah want you to pour a 5th of whiskey on my grave every year on my bird-day.

Thibodeaux said, “Mais do you mind if ah filter it through my kidneys first?”

— Submitted by Effron Savoy