Boudreau was in the dentist office and asked, “How muchu charge fo’ pullin’ an achin’ tooth?”

“Well, with gas, I charge $75.00,” replied the dentist.

“Sha Lawd, dat’s plenny high, yeah,” said Boudreau. “But what if ya take dat needle, poke it aroun’ dat toot’, put a lil Novocain in dere, an’ den pull it?”

“Then that would be $50.00 an extraction,” explained the dentist.

“Choooo! I tink dat’s still high, me!” exclaimed Boudreau. “Den what if ya take dem pliers, reach in, an’ jus’ yank dat sucka outta dere?”

“Oh, I guess I could do that for five bucks,” answered the dentist.

“Dat’s mo’ like it!” said a jubilant Boudreau. “Hey, Clotile! Come git in da chair, beb (babe). He gonna take you now!”