Boudreau and Gaston were engaging in one of their favorite pastimes at the Hubba Hubba. Every time Boudreau would drink a beer, he would pull something out of his pocket and sneak a glance at it.

Needless to say, this aroused Gaston’s curiosity. “Oh, Boudreau, how come every time ya finish a beer you look at sometin’ in your pocket, you? Whatchu got in dere?” asked Gaston.

“Well, ta tell da truth, ah got me dis picture o’ Clotile, an’ when she start ta look good, dere, den ah know dat ah done had enuff ta drink an’ it’s time fo’ me ta git home,” explained Boudreau.