Boudreaux was driving down the freeway when his cell phone rang.

Answering he heard his wife, Marie’s, frantic voice , “Beb, Ah  just heard dere  was a car going de wrong way on de inner-state”, she warned, “Please watch u-self”.

“Mais Marie chere, It’s not just one car”   He replied. “Dey got hundreds of dem couyons  going de wrong way!”