Boudreaux goes to a local carpenter in his hometown and asks him if he could build a box two inches wide, by two inches high, by 50 feet long. The carpenter, slightly confused by the request, says he could do it, but out of curiosity, he asks what the box will be used for. Boudreaux says “Nothing really important; you see, mah neighbor moved about a week ago, and he forgot a couple of tings. He axed if ah could mail his garden hose.