A tongue-in-cheek story for the birds

Biden issues Executive Order #607-22 pardoning the surviving turkeys, their offspring and all fertilized unhatched eggs and barring the same from human consumption forevermore.

The only exceptions are for those already frozen, sold and/or thawed before Xmas day until 12 midnight, but no leftovers can be consumed thereafter.

These order will be strictly enforced by the new 87 thousand IRS Agents until tax season 2023 officially begins. They will be deployed with their weapons, including AR-15’s, when all 1099’s and W2’s have been POSTED, hopefully delivered and all domestic dumpsters have been inspected. If, however, in this search uncounted 2022 Midterm Ballots are found those shall be destroyed immediately.

This order specifically by-passes congress’s approval and the Supreme Court’s oversight mandate due to it’s urgent nature and the Great New Green Deal agenda.

Biden was caught on a hot mike mumbling that “this is a great day for the USA and turkeys everywhere!!” and 5 minutes later he mumbled “If only them birds could vote!!!” as he picked up the other wing.

Richard Phillips New Iberia