You might NOT have noticed, but some Americans think that Joe Biden suffers from a condition named CRS. There are those that attribute this condition to having achieved ‘old age’ and others who hold that it has been his ‘trademark’ for many (too many?) years. Even others chimed-in that if one stays up in Washington D.C. for an extremely long stretch, you can bet you are also going to be a serious ‘candidate’ for developing CRS.

My take is that age related conditions such as CRS, Dementia and Prostate problems are sort of to expected…especially among the ‘Hill’ population.

If I recall correctly, a rather young man, age of 29, became a U.S. Senator in 1970 and has been feeding in the ‘public trough’ ever since….53 down and wanting 4 more and great benefits. Neat-oh, huh?

Sure, there were those rungs to climb to get to be POTUS, and Joe learned the ropes making both friends and enemies along the way, but he took his naps and pushed on.

UP!, UP!, UP! We Go could have been his theme song, but Joe chose Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star instead. Some lyrics were changed; …”…UP above the SKY so high…” became DOWN below in the BASEMENT so low…just some minor tweaks.

Although yearning for the ‘First Fiddle’, Joe graciously played Second Fiddle until his handlers made their big move. That the tell-tale early signs were there, they just ignored them and went about getting him elected no matter. Their goal MUST have been to replace Carter as the worst with Sleepy, thus cementing his rightful ‘place’ in History

Although ANYONE with decent eyesight could see the early signs developing, his ‘crew’ steered Joe down a poorly thought-out path and continue to pursue the Grand Prize with NO regard as to the resulting circumstances that will befall the USA itself. It is as if they ALL suffer from CRS!

Joe will continue to dodge any blame, make up ‘facts’ and be escorted up/down stairs and have a ‘Small Minority LBGXYZ beloved by all White House Press Secretary’ fend off the nasty Press for him. He will be supported by sweet little girl fans and an adult Second Fiddle of his own choosing.

Joe has adopted Kareen’s choice of exiting with a toothy grin followed by “That’s All Folks!”

I know if we can only muster-up the courage, the determination and the Strength to defeat the enemies of our country and defeat CRS for once and for all, to wipe CRS from the Earth itself…we will have a chance to restore our greatness once again. Failing that, CRS can be totally eliminated on Earth by simply shipping EVERYONE to Mars.

Richard Phillips

New Iberia