Before delving into the ‘charm issue’ facing America today, one last take on the debate please?

Did I hear correctly that Joe Biden had a cold (OFFICIAL EXCUSE) and that therefore he MUST have been on DRUGS that fateful evening? If he chose not to get wired for the ‘debate’, then he was merely drying-out from the drugs he MUST have just taken before the ‘debate’ ? And being the close family that the Biden Clan is and all, can we assume that Son Hunter provided Joe with a few samples from his personal stash, or did DOCTOR JILL pulled them out of the White House secret Basement hidden private family Box-O-Pills for Speech Making and General Recreation? The answer my friends is “BLOWING” in the Wind…the answer IS blowing all right.

CHARM: noun; The power or quality of pleasing or delighting; appeal.

Well Golly-Gee Andy, back where I came from, a bit North of the Deep South, we just didn’t have us no ‘Charm Schools’, nope, no fancy-dancy ‘Charm School’…not a 1 of them or even 2 or 3 in any county (parish) to the East, West, North, South, Up or Down of my little hamlet in the woods.

So it just made me Shake, Rattle, Roll and Tingle all over when I learn-did that Ms. Doctor-Lady Jill T-J Biden had opened-up a real life Charm School for me and MY very own family!

Yessir, I heard that on one of them BIG national stations who ALWAYS tells the truth…ALWAYS.

Now WHO is Ms. JILL? WHAT is a ‘Charm School’? WHERE am it? WHEN did it open up yet? (And) WHY do we even need ’em?

Frankly, I don’t really need answers to all that, so let’s just cut to the chase shall we?

Looking ONLINE I found the curriculum (noun; course of study) the location and the admissions policy, staff/faculty info and the free-grant directions.

In outline form, here it all is:

FACULTY/Staff, groundskeepers, janitor, nurse and pencil-sharpener are ALL Biden family clan members.

PHARMACY hours for Drugs and Toothpaste are 24/7/365 (366 for Leap Years only).

CLASSROOMS are on the Beach or in the Basement or at Taylor Swift’s Villa.

OFFICIAL CURRICULUM:

1st Semester REQUIRED courses:

GUM 101; learn where and when to ‘chew or not to chew’, how NOT to get caught, is getting a detention worth it? and Wrigley versus Bazooka?

GUM 102; ‘Clicking’ gum to annoy people’.

GUM 103; Advanced Clicking techniques and the Rules of Detention.

GUM-CLICKING CHARMERHOOD 001; How to get it

2nd Semester ELECTIVES;

Charming the pants off someone.

Lucky Charms for Breakfast or a snack, but not after 5PM.

“Charmed to meet you” and “Well Bless Your Heart!”

Make your very own Charm Bracelet for fun and profit.

HOW to become a ‘Charming” First Lady (MUST pass a physical and mental evaluation.)

Jill or Joe or Hunter (when NOT on trial) will personally hand you your degree and Student Debt Relief application and KARREEEN will explain it all during her ‘Pressers’ if you don’t ask her ANY questions. Joe might use his Teleprompter and Jill her ‘pail of water’.

FACT CHECK:

The JILL TRACY JACOBS BIDEN CHARM SCHOOL FOR YOUNG-INS is NOT an accredited institution of Lower or Higher learning and your ‘degree’ will be eligible for future student debt relief if you merely vote for Joe(??) now… OR KAMMIE, or ‘SHELLES, or HILL or STORMY????

Richard Phillips

New Iberia