TBTT!!!! There it was ‘hiding’ right in front of our very own eyes all along…the ULTIMATE answer to one of America’s, and by extension, the World’s biggest problem facing us today: THE 2024 American Presidential Election Candidates Selection Process and Rejection/Injection/Objection/Reflection ISSUE!

There has to be ONLY a few, perhaps 13 or so, people living on planet Earth over 2 1/2 years of age (excluding Bulgaria) who has NOT yet experienced the same ‘issue’…and knew the solution was always staring at you right in your big mug and you just didn’t see it, but then WHAMMO!, the light bulb begins to glow, gets a tad brighter, brighter still and brighter and brighter and yet brighter still ’til you GO…”I got IT!” or “Eureka!” or simply…”Will ya lookit DIS?”

Let them BOTH occupy the White House and lead America back to a better place and time…MAGA anyone? Can’t you just imagine the fun that they will have walking hand in hand, supporting one another, leaving the golf clubs and the walker in the trunk?

I can almost feel the joy of seeing those two pals climbing the stairs to board Air Force One, Joe leading the way and Don saying “Don’t worry Man, I gotcha back”!

And yet another ‘bonus’ is that we get TRUMP back from exile as BIDEN finally realizes that the Felon is not such a bad guy after-all. And now he can take even more naps and vacations to the beach.

AND, as ‘House-mates’, the first lady and the second lady can and will become fast friends as Mel offers advice to Jill on subjects such as:

Wardrobe selections and child rearing.

Mizzin G-7 Din-Dins.

Standing kinda near-by your man.

How not to ‘woke’ up every day.

How to REALLY support your ‘man’.

Jill can give advice to Mel too:

SUPPORT your family…no matter what.

IGNORE reality if it doesn’t fit your agenda.

Get a Phd so you can go by ‘Doctor’.

Hide the truth (lie?) when convenient.

Make his bed with high count cotton sheets, he spends a lot of his ‘off’ time there and those times are getting longer.

MORE benefits of Biden-Trump:

KAMMIEHAHA can take the White House Press Secretary position after KARREEEN moves into the gay U.N. Caucus group of Ambassadors, now located in a warehouse in Southern Jersey off the turnpike Exit Alt. 56789.

Pete, Nancy, Schumer and Pence will sit together in Vegas and play Poker-Dice and ‘Cards Against the World’ ’till the Lemonade runs out.

I see those ‘messy little non-wars’ ending (Trump promised after all), war related stocks taking a well deserved hit and PEACE breaking out.

All them ‘Nukes’ now converted to ‘GREEN ENERGY’ uses and ‘NUKE CARS’ with high, high impact bumpers.

Solar-powered Health-Care Services will spring up where needed…Black-out proofed like NYC in 1965.

The new alliance; The USA, Soviet, Chinese, India and HOBOKEN, NJ INC, LLC, XYZ, LTD will embrace zero space disasters and world wide Taco Tuesdays.

ALL this and more from the BIDEN-TRUMP marriage:

Welcome mats for ILLEGAL MIGRANTS, No more negative political adverts, two chickens in every pot, POT for ALL, Housing…food…education…

It will also only rain at night so solar energy will rule the day…my NUKE CAR will always start and get me home to catch the game or news…Liquor will be free, but restricted to men only (again) and I will finally be able to sleep at night.

Finally, writers will have more time to themselves as AI takes over and ‘writes’ stuff like this for us. I will be able to catch up on the MARX BROS, the STOOGES and BUGS BUNNY VHSes…

YES, the new “DEMOCRATIC-REPUBLIC PARTY”…the ONLY party left…and BIDEN-TRUMP is, as I see it at least…the way to go forward…the ONLY way to go…methinks?

Richard Phillips

New Iberia