LETTER TO THE EDITOR: Post debate Kammie: The mouse that roared

Published 12:48 pm Monday, September 16, 2024

It has been ‘NO big surprise’ folks, the ‘Post-Debate KAMMIEROOTIE’ is just as clueless and weak as the Pre-Debate candidate who then went on and thought she ‘won’ it hands-down. She was so high on herself, she wanted more…an idea her ‘supporter’ Christie immediately warned her about…it would be STUPID for her to do.

She has already fell back to her old-self just attacking away at Trump, not answering important questions and telling us all about her childhood with her MOMMIE (all in the first live interview after the debate).

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YES, the KAMMERROTIE is still the ‘old’ SASSY, NON-LEADER, FAILURE TO DO HER JOB AS V.P. as before…but now even worse…

Tax and Spend is the answer to everything progressive and woke, take from someone who earns it and give it to those who are ‘entitled’, BUY some votes with OTHER peoples’ money and now the NOT ME! CANDIDATE…

”’You see, all along it was not The BIDEN-HARRIS failed administration…it was ALL JOE!…I was(?), um AM only the V.P. (unless I want some credit for something), I was never in the room (unless I want to be for credit’s sake), I did NOT do that; HE did without me (unless….)…I’m innocent I tell you; it was ALL Joe…OR NOT????

Let us remember Joe picked ME for V.P. twice, he is sooo smart! Well, NOT so smart now, but on at least two (picking me) occasions, he was BRILLIANT.

So brilliant he just threw himself under the bus for the team!…or did the TEAM throw him under? Can’t say for sure either way, he is taking a nap right now…NOW when all Hell is breaking loose?

I just lied thru my teeth again telling them protesters that the Joe and I am “working Night and Day on that Israeli mess and WE got us a real good plan by golly. We’ll flesh it out for you when I get off this campaign trail and he wakes up and stops vacationing…

You do know, I could be the POTUS if that geezer would only step aside NOW, but I think he is ‘ticked off’ due to my laying it all on him….MAN, just where did we put that Little Yellow Bus after we used it to get him off the ballot??? TRUMP probably hid it on us…it’s always HIS fault!!!

You know, if that Jackass hadn’t messed up so badly, we could have (possibly, anything is possible) won in November and then he could quit (or got too old or sick or demented) and go out in style with his head up…but NO, he blew the ‘debate’ by just being his OLD self and things ended up in MY lap!!!

Remember folks, I was willing to wait, but Joe-boy forgot where he was again and started to show his TRUE colors. DO NOT fear, I won’t make THAT mistake…not THIS lady of COLOR who believes in Woman’s Repro Rights and loves ROE-WADE more than the Bible, for example.

I promise you dear voters, I will not do a ‘Joe Biden’ and show the world WHO I am until AFTER the election…nope, I aint THAT dumb! ….Well, perhaps…?

And NOW I gots me plenty of GREAT ideas and a whole new vision for America (and the World)…a plan that I was saving for AFTER Joe retired in 2025. I did not want to spring it upon him, besides as I said, I was NOT a contributing part of HIS mess..I was just going along for the ride, you see?

AND I got that ISRAELI mess figured out too; We demand Bibby gives in to the terrorists to get 50 or so still living HOSTAGES back, create a simply terrible 2 state solution (NEXT to each other!!!) and pat ourselves on the back for ‘solving’ that problem. You see, I have WORLD VISION too!

I haven’t figured out what to do about the Ukraine, Russia, Iraq, N. Korea or CHINA issues yet, but TRUST me I will come up with more brilliant solutions…just check out how I am handling our Border Crises!! DAMN, I’m GOOD!

Now back to TRUMP…he doesn’t even have a clue as to MAKE this GREAT country BACK to GREATNESS AGAIN…but I do! I’ll promote MGBGA wholeheartedly…it’s what we need by golly gee whizz!

And who is he to say ”’SHUT UP LADY, I”M TALKING NOW, YOU HEAR?”’ WHO says such things except DONALD….and myself???

And that ABORTION issue…I’ll handle that dumb court…I CAN do it…I’m a WOMAN and we got REPRO rights no matter what the BIBLE may suggest…WE RULE!!!

YES,UH-HUH, that NEW TAX-and SPEND DAY is just around the corner and I the KOMMIEKAMMIE LADY of COLOR will take us down the drain if I have to, but WE will get there folks…just keep us in office for at least one more term and we will MGBGA and I’m NOT going to talk my salad words speeches no more.. I PROMISE you that!”’

as told to;

RICHARD PHILLIPS

New Iberia