Now that the dust has (kinda) settled, it’s time to look forward to see who will be on the ‘fantasy teams’ during the next administration. Although Kammie is not even officially on the ballot, a vote for Biden is actually a vote for her should she not be booted before November…does anyone doubt that?

The re-named National Political Party Teams are; THE ELEPHANS IN THE ROOM and THE DONKEY BUTTS. Below please find their proposed rosters…Elephants first followed by Donkeys:

STATE; Drew Brees, Taylor Swift

TREASURY; Melania Trump, George Soros

DEFENCE; Bibi Netanyahu, Jane Fonda

INTERIOR; Home and Garden editor, Hillary Clinton

JUSTICE; John Roberts (dual position holder), Fani Willis

AGRICULTURE; Old Mac Donald, Colonel Sanders III

COMMERCE; Robert De Niro, Chris Christie

LABOR; *, Womens Reproductive Rights Magazine publisher

TRANSPORTATION; *, Elon Musk

HOUSING/URBAN DEVELOPMENT; *, Oprah

ENERGY; OPEC, CEO of 7-UP

EDUCATION; *, ‘Bert Einstein IX

VETERANS AFFAIRS; George Patton VII, Bill Clinton

HEALTH/HUMAN SERVICES; *, Prince Harry & Meghan

HOMELAND SECURITY; Kate Middleton, Marianne Williamson

* Position to be eliminated

Please not that the Elephants team is comprised of a group of teammates that basically share the same ideology whereas the Donkeys are a bunch of ‘rainbow’ members who are often at odds with each other.

Both teams must select a coach (vice-president) and two Hugh surprises were selected. The Donald chose Stacey Abrams, who can punch all the right tickets…apparently a requirement nowadays. Kammie has made a controversial selection as well in selecting George W. Bush (Doub-ya) who might be barred from the Presidency under certain conditions??

The above selections were designed to ward-off any attention paid to the candidates themselves, Joe Biden and especially Vivek Ramaswamy, perhaps the MOST qualified of the lot.

Robert Kennedy Jr., it runs in the family, for Elephant choice Attorney General and…wait!…Michelle Obama for the Donkeys.

You see folks, this will provide that really needed re-set America is in need of and if we don’t get it soon…WE are in big you know what.

Richard Phillips

New Iberia