What’s not to love from the guy that makes your ‘job’ easier? Why does he just beg for my reply like an infant begging for attention? Who really knows, who really cares…he just does it.

Ted has the singular ability to write ‘arguments’ that are 180 degrees from my viewpoints and about 4000% different from anyone who thinks even partly rationally. Ted, the 4000% figure was published from the BOOFY-WOOFY DUMBO opinion poll of 2021 and updated last Monday. They guarantee their findings down to a gnat’s butt.

You see, Ted, you can buy a poll to fit your needs anywhere in the USA…polls that support my perfect position and polls that support your, well, dumb point of view. Just ask the statisticians over at BOOFY-WOOFY. The major difference lies in the fact that MY polls are REAL and yours are just pandering to the Ultra-Liberal, Biased, Cry-baby, Dumb and always inaccurate group you hang with. See? Two can play the same game pal!

I know that BOOFY-WOOFY’s motto is: “A poll of YOUR choice, The cost of it OUR choice,” it’s printed right on the invoice…big deal…they’re 106% accurate, according to a recent poll.

Putting polls aside, it’s your ‘logical’ (dare I say ‘illogical?)CONCLUSIONS that get me that actually get to be included in 2 newspapers I know of. That fact alone really scares me.

YOU are pure Ultra-Liberal (a Lefty) and I am ALWAYS right and on the right side. You might even call me ‘The Righty Joe Young’ of our times!”

Another large difference between us is that YOU hate Corporate America and all it stands for, and I LOVE it warts and all. To a person like myself, I understand that all the opportunities, the trickle-down wealth and our very health is the result of our Capitalistic economy. You, however, see it just the opposite and hate those who keep it going. YOU never miss an opportunity to dump on Corporations even though they provide the opportunities and the paychecks.

Ted, you advocate for MORE government intervention in the Private sector since a BIGGER bureaucracy will surely distribute the wealth MORE BETTER.

As someone who worked in both the Public and Private sectors, I say you are just plain wrong about that…let the Owner/Boss put together his company with the BEST that he can find and let him do HIS job un-shackled.

‘Twixt you and me Ted, I’m the rational one…you’re the Democrat (and it shows). I knew when to speak and when to keep my big mouth shut…YOU do not. I’m still growing, you’re regressing toward childishness.

I know a lot of what we both say is SUBJECTIVE, but mine rings true…yours does not.

Ted, I could keep rattling on, but by now you should get my point…ME RIGHT, YOU LEFT.

If you still need convincing, I’ll gladly send you the BOOFY-WOOFY Poll results that just came in.

Richard Phillips

New Iberia