Boudreau and Thibodeau stopped at the Hubba Hubba for a quick beer.

“I kin only have me one beer, yeah,” said Boudreau. “I gotta git home. It’s me an’ Clotile’s tirtiet’ weddin’ anniversary taday.”

“May, congratulations dere, podna,” said Thibodeau. Das a long time ta stay married, yeah!”

“Huh, I know,” responded Boudreau. “Ta tell da troot, I never know wat real happiness wuz, me, ’til I got married. Din it wuz too late!”