The game warden caught Boudreaux coming out of the woods one day with a dead owl. The game warden axed Boudreaux, “Mais Boudreaux, don’t ya know it’s against da law to shoot owls? What ya gonna do wit dat owl?”

Boudreaux says, “Mais, I’m gonna eat it.”

The game warden ax, “What dat taste like?”

Boudreaux says, “Kinda like a bald eagle.”

Submitted by Effron Savoy