Boudreaux and Thiboeaux both joined the Army. Thibodeaux said , “Mais Boudreaux, me, I don’t know what size I wear for dat uniform when dey axe me.”

Boudreaux looks at Thibodeaux and told him, “You’re a little bit mo bigger dan me, so what ever size I say, go one size bigger”.

The sargent axed Boudreaux, “What size pants you wear?” He says “34-34”. Thibodeaux says, “35-35”.

Sarge then asks, “What size shirt you wear?” He says, “Medium”. Thibodeaux says, “Large”.

Thib is all excited because he is doing so good with dem answers.

Sarge asks.”What size shoe you wear”? Boudreaux says, “8”. Thib says, “9”.

Sarge asks, “What size cap you wear?” Boudreaux says, “6 & 7/8’s”. Thib says, “9 & 10/11’s”.

Submitted by Effron Savoy