At de bar:
Published 6:25 am Tuesday, March 8, 2016
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you talk, that you’re from Louisiana.”
The other guys responds proudly, “Mais yah.”
The first guy says, “So am I. And where about from Louisiana come from?”
The other guy answers, “I’m from from Breaux Bridge, Me.”
The first guy responds, “Mais, me too. And what street did you live on in Breaux Bridge?”
The other guys says, “A lovely Street called Grand Point Rd.”
The first guy says, “Keyaww..mais dat a small world, so do I! And to what school would you have been going?”
The other guy answers, “Well now, I went to St. Bernard of course.”
The first guy gets really excited and say’s “Me to. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”
The other guy answers, “Well now, let’s see, I graduated in 1964.”
The first guy exclaims, “De Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St.Bernard in 1964 too.”
About this time a woman walks in to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender walks over to her shaking his head and muttering, “It’s going to be a long night tonight.”
The woman asks, “Why do you say that?”
The bartender replies, “The Boudreaux twins are drunk again.”