The phone rang at the State Police office the other day, and the desk sergeant answered to hear an obviously intoxicated Boudreaux saying, “Somebody done broke into my car an’ stole everyting! Dey done took de dashboard, de steering wheel, de brake pedal, and even de accelarator. Send somebody, quick!”

Before the sergeant had a chance to dispatch a trooper, the phone rang again. It was Boudreaux. He says, “Never y’all mind, Mr. Trooper, I had got in de back seat by mistake.”