Boudreau was shopping at the Wal-Mart when he ran into his old friend Thibodeau outside the jewelry section.

Thibodeau noticed that Boudreaux had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.

“So,what you done bought dere,Boudreau?” Thibodeau asked.

“Mais, now dat you done asked me dat,” replies Boudreau, “it was time to buy my Chlotile’s birthday present, and dis morning when I asked her what she done want me to get her, she say, “Oh, mais I don’t know, sha, just so it got a lot of diamonds in it.'”

“So, what you done got for her, Boud?” Ole Thib asked.

Boudreau, smiling proudly, replied, “Maise, I got her a deck of cards..”