The Priest’s Collar
Father Hebert was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest’s Collar.
A young Cajun boy, Tee Bill, kept staring at the priest the entire evening. Finally, Father Hebert asked Tee Bill what he was staring at.
Tee Bill pointed to the priest’s neck.
When Father Hebert finally realized what the boy was pointing at, he asked Tee Bill, “Do you know why I am wearing that?”
Tee Bill nodded his head yes, and replied, “It kills fleas and ticks for up to three months.”