Jamaica-bound, mebbe

Boudreaux boarded an airplane and went to the first class section.  One of the flight attendants noticed this and told him that he would have to go to the coach section since he didn’t have a first class ticket.

“Look, ma neem is Boudreaux, ahm Cajun, ahm smawt, ah gotta a good job, me, an ahm stayin in furst class til ah git ta Jamaca!” exclaimed Boudreaux.

Not knowing what to do, the flight attendant went and explained the situation to the head flight attendant.  she came over and told Boudreaux that he would have to move to coach.

Boudreaux said, “Look, like ah tole da udda one dere.  Ma neem is Boudreaux, ahma Cajun, ahm smawt, ah gotta good job, me, an ahma stay in furst class till ah get ta Jamaca!” 

The head flight attendant was quite frustrated because they still had to board

the rest of the passengers.  In desperation she went to the co-pilot and

solicited his help.

The co-pilot whispered something in Boudreaux’s ear and he immediately moved to the coach section of the plane.

The head attendant was amazed at how quickly the situation was resolved and was curious to find out what happened.  “What did you tell that gentleman to

get him to move so quickly?” she asked.

“I just told him that it would be in his best interest to move because the first class section of the plane was not going to Jamaica,” responded the co-pilot.