Compulsive worrier:

Boudreaux had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was messing up his life. Finally he found him a specialist to help him. 

Thibodeaux  noticed a tremendous change in him and axed what had happened. 

 Boudreaux said, “ ah hired a professional worrier and hadn’t had a worry since”. 

Thib said, “Mais, dat must be spensive”? 

Boudreaux said, “He charges 5 toz-and dollars a mont”. 

Thib says, “Five thousand”!  “Mais , how can you afford dat?”

Boudreaux said, “Mais ah don know…..dats his problem”.